Go Flag Yourself

Thank you Ministry of Truth

iamwinstonsmith — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:45:34 +0000

Fortunately Linda Douglass, exalted leader of the Ministry of Truth, has spoken out to help us correct our previously unclean and disinformed beliefs that High Leader Obama claimed on two occasions to be in favor of a single-payer health care system. Do be reminded, this is the glorious system that will ensure our beloved government will take its deserved role of being caretakers of our health.

We should also give thanks to the PolitiCNN for wisely removing sections of video showing High Leader Obama making these statements (Seen Here), while only giving us examples of more mundane and non-specific references to health care. PolitiCNN knows that should we see High Leader Obama stating he is in support of a Single-Payer system, this would only confuse our simple minds further. We must accept that these statements were never made, and are instead a fakery instigated by the evil insurance companies.

Thank you PolitiCNN for protecting us. Thank you wise leader of the Ministry of Truth for showing us the true way. (Seen Here)

Go Flag Yourself!

iamwinstonsmith — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:07:52 +0000

Do not fall victim to self-inflicted thought crimes!

It is our responsibility as loyal subjects of our leader to immediately report to our rulers anything we think is fishy. At the behest of former ABC reporter and current communications director of our Royal Court’s “Office of Health Relations,” we are obligated to inform our rulers of any dissent.

“Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.” http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/Facts-Are-Stubborn-Things/

Clearly, we should also be sure we do not fall prey to our own misguided and dangerous thoughts regarding these issues. If you are concerned that you might be allowing your mind to be self-polluted by feelings of “liberty” or “freedom” from government intervention into your ability to access crazy things like “doctors” or “medicine”, you must act now and flag yourself. Remember, our beneficent leaders are here to care for us. Who better to instruct you on the ways you should be living your lives other than our noble and caring rulers in Washington D.C.?

Purge yourself of unclean thoughts and give yourself to the mercy of your benevolent leaders. Do not be a victim of self-inflicted thought crimes. Report yourself today.

Go flag yourself.

flag@whitehouse.gov

I Flagged Myself Support Group

iamwinstonsmith — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:47:25 +0000

Being a victim of self-inflicted thought crime is a hard thing to have to deal with. When one realizes their own mind is telling them to do things that are clearly counter-productive to the greater good as dictated by our benevolent leaders, it is only natural to have strong feelings of confusion, despair, and self-loathing.

Do not despair!

There is hope and redemption in the collective! Please share your evil and self-destructive thoughts of “freedom” and “liberty” with your fellow thought criminals. It is only by admitting our weakness and failure to conform through which we will gain enlightenment, and ultimately to learn that 2+2=5.

Do not be afraid. Learn to love Big Brother.

Post a comment to this thread to share e-mails you have sent to flag@whitehouse.gov with your fellow thought criminals!