I Flagged Myself Support Group

Being a victim of self-inflicted thought crime is a hard thing to have to deal with.  When one realizes their own mind is telling them to do things that are clearly counter-productive to the greater good as dictated by our benevolent leaders, it is only natural to have strong feelings of confusion, despair, and self-loathing.

Do not despair!

There is hope and redemption in the collective!  Please share your evil and self-destructive thoughts of “freedom” and “liberty” with your fellow thought criminals.  It is only by admitting our weakness and failure to conform through which we will gain enlightenment, and ultimately to learn that 2+2=5.

Do not be afraid.  Learn to love Big Brother.

Post a comment to this thread to share e-mails you have sent to flag@whitehouse.gov with your fellow thought criminals!


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3 Responses to I Flagged Myself Support Group

  1. Congratulations, Obama: You may have reawakened the second sleeping giant. Many of these senior citizens were alive during World War II.

    • iamwinstonsmith says:

      This is good Marka – you are taking the first steps towards acknowledging that you are indeed a thought criminal! Our benevolent rulers must know what you think so that you may be re-educated.

  2. doogle says:

    “Being a victim of self-inflicted thought crime is a hard thing to have to deal with.”

    And remember…

    The first thing you must do is admit you have a problem.

    All else that follows is pure healing.

    We can do it…Yes, we can!

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